Norma Tagged Me

Norma at Collecting my Thoughts tagged me to answer five questions and then tag blogger friends to answer . I also could add three questions to the following list:



If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...
If I could be an Office Supply Salesman...
If I could be a Dog-show judge...
If I could be a Coal Miner...
If I could be a baker...
If I could be a comedian...
If I could be a monk
If I could be a publisher
If I could be a spy
If I could be a greeting card designer

My answers: If I could be a Dog Show Judge, I would want to judge mixed breed mutts since the appearence and traits are not the results of careful, selective
breeding by humans. They are the innate characteristics of a random mix, often of unknown origins. Outstanding mongrels are loyal, funny and very loving animals who do not rely on man made rules to determine their value to us.

If could be a publisher, I would publish those books that celebrate the good in our universe and especially in America. I would not publish the works of authors who have a need to trash our nation, our leaders, our military and our faith. Books with positive suggestions to deal with imperfections in our nation would be published if the problems are clearly defined without all of the negative rhetoric and finger pointing.

If I could be a gardener (in my younger, more physically able days I acutally did a lot of gardening) I would have nonstop fresh tomatoes and other veggies. My yard would be filled with flower beds designed to have something in bloom thoughout the growing season and I would qualify to have our local "Yard of the Month" sign
posted each year.

If I could be a comedian, I would hope to be very funny without resorting to blue humor.

If I could be a judge (assuming I would have vast knowledge of Constitutional law) I would strive to protect the rights of the general public instead of a very vocal
minority who strive to have their personal rights supercede the rights of the majority. Traditional values would be guarded.


New questions:

If I could be a new parent
If I could be a College Graduation Speaker
If I could be an advisor to the Senate

I tag Patty-Jo, Rosemary and Dagney